Welcome to my all new website

The content is pretty much the same, I have just changed the wallpaper and renewed the plumbing. If you cannot find what you want, then please feel free to email someone who gives a toss, because I do not, and right now I am struggling to not show you all the contempt you deserve.

And the split infinitive was intentional so sod off, etc.

Clich on the crappy buttons above to read the rest of my crappy pages that are largely about, crap, crap, crap and crap (this coincidentally is the name of the solictors that I have retained to prevent myself from being sued for crap such as this.